“You’re giving me the ‘it’s not you, it’s me’ routine? I invented ‘it’s not you, it’s me.’ Nobody tells me it’s them not me; if it’s anybody, it’s me.”
- George Costanza
"It'S NOT YOU, IT'S ME!"
Who is Rivercity Tech?
You are probably wondering who we are and why you would want to work with us.
Well, let's find out!
You Should Partner With Us If....
Our relationship driven approach to Managed IT Services allows us to become an extension of your team. We deep dive into understanding your business with client's seeing a 30% increase in productivity in the first year working with us due to business process optimization with the smart use of technology.
Could your business use a 30% increase in productivity?
Here are just a few other reasons you should partner with us...
You like Technology to be described in human terms
We leave all the technobabble and watchya-ma-callits to the computers. You want to understand what is happening, and we will tell you that in a language Mitch’s 9 year old understands
You like to get to know your IT person
The last thing you want is technician #86 from the Level 1 Helpdesk calling you one day and then #22 from the Level 2 Helpdesk calls you back the next day and has to re-familiarize with the issue.
You are not just a number to us, and we treat our staff like our own family which means extremely low turnover, meaning you will be getting to know us (by name!) while we become an extension of your team.
You like a company who can work with your unique line of business applications
Having a recommended technology stack is extremely important in the IT industry. It allows us to become experts at the systems we use and know exactly how they will implement and work for you and your business. By not wasting time looking at shiny new things (”my precioussssss”) we have two eyes on you and the rest of our clients, all. the. time.
But listen, we aren’t sticks in the mud over here, if there is something unique to your businesses, we are always open to making new friends!
You don't like being nickel and dimed
Have you ever had an IT company who charges you for listening to a voicemail, or even just trying to contact you with no success? We have heard of these so called companies and we can't wrap our heads around it.
You wan't honest, transparent IT and we can deliver. No random charges, just good honest work.
Meet Your IT Department
These are some of the names and faces you will be welcoming to your organization! We can't wait to get started.
Top of bucket list: Surfing Hates: Tomatoes Loves: Psychology and Writing Obsessed by: Music Favourite animal: Raven Favourite Food: Lasagna Favourite drink: Gin Favourite app: Mirakee Favourite colour: Black Favourite physical thing: Guitars Favourite film: The Prestige Random fact: I flew a small plane before I learned to drive.
Top of bucket list: African Safari Hates: Peanut Butter Loves: Crafting and Watercolour painting Obsessed by: Food Favourite animal: Giraffes and Elephants Favourite food: Tacos Tacos Tacos! Favourite drink: Gin or Wine Favourite colour: Depends on the day but today it’s green Favourite app: Pinterest Favourite physical thing: My bike (other than my children) Favourite film: Harry Potter (all of them) Random Fact: I love to travel and have been to 24 different cities in 12 countries
Top of bucket list: Explore outer-space Hates: People talking over loud music in the car Loves: Science Obsessed by: Philosophy of mind Favourite animal: Humans Favourite Food: Noodles Favourite drink: Belgian Moon Favourite app: Reddit Favourite colour: Orange Favourite physical thing: My car Favourite film: Interstellar Random fact: Max level on RuneScape
Top of bucket list: Hallstatt, Austria Hates: Liverpool Football Club Loves: Manchester City Football Club Obsessed by: Manchester City Favourite animal: St. Bernard Favourite Food: Pad Thai Favourite drink: Jack & Coke, no ice, no straw. Favourite colour: Sky Blue Favourite physical thing: The mug that holds my coffee. Favourite film: Casablanca – for TV shows I would like to mention Ted Lasso – go watch it. Now. Random fact: I know 1 language and can get a severe sun burn in about 30 minutes of direct sunlight.
Top of bucket list: Visit Canada's East Coast Hates: Pineapple Loves: Board Games Obsessed by: My Wife Favourite animal: Golden Doodle Puppies Favourite Food: Ginger Beef Favourite drink: Green Tea Favourite colour: Sea Blue Favourite physical thing: Wedding ring Favourite film: The Upside Random fact: Climbed an active volcano in Guatemala.
Top of bucket list: Do the Ring-Road road trip in Iceland Hates: Snake (animal), Broccoli Loves: Driving, Any kind of Technology, NBA, Football(Soccer) Obsessed by: Formula 1 Favourite animal: If Pet then Dog, else Lion Favourite Food: Anything with Chicken Favourite drink: Can't beat an Ice-Cold Apple Juice or Apple Cider Favourite app: Instagram Favourite colour: Grey Favourite physical thing: Fast Cars lol Favourite film: Game Of Thrones. Random fact: I learned how to drive from playing Need For Speed at age 12 and didn't lose a single point in my road test.
Top of bucket list: driving the entire autobahn in Germany Hates: bugs (specially ones that are worm like) Loves: working on cars and playing video games Obsessed by: space and human psychology Favourite animal: puffin Favourite Food: sushi Favourite drink: margaritas Favourite colour: fuchsia Favourite physical thing: my comfy bed Favourite film: pulp fiction Random fact: I can drive stick and built my first computer at 8 years old
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